You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads....

I mean REALLY into birds. And I've got the gear to prove it. Men's shoe size UK 6-11. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex. Woven with luxurious combed cotton...

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Woven with luxurious combed cotton...

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Woven with luxurious combed...

Whoops, I did it again, didn't I? Sorry, could you repeat that just one more time? Men's shoe size UK 6-11. 39% nylon; 58% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks! Woven with luxurious combed cotton for softness, nylon for strength and a touch of spandex for long-lasting fun! ART BY: TIM GOUGH

I like 'em. I like 'em all. Woven with luxurious combed cotton for softness, nylon for strength and a touch of spandex for long-lasting fun! ART BY: VICTOR MELENDEZ

There are divas in all the realms: earth, ocean, sky, and especially pop music. Women's shoe size UK 4-7. 47% combed cotton, 52% nylon and 1% spandex.

My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT. Woven with luxurious combed cotton for softness, nylon for strength...

Not only is this little guy totally adorbs, but he's also just as attentive to his house plants as you are. I'd say it was a match made in well-balanced...