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Grow A Boyfriend

Grow A Boyfriend

£2.99
Here’s the perfect little gift for the friend that needs some help. Never mind all the disappointments of the past!  This friendly chap will never let his partner down.  Once he...
Grow your Girlfriend

Grow your Girlfriend

£2.99
Here’s the perfect little gift for the friend that needs some help. Never mind all the disappointments of the past!  This friendly girl will never let his partner down.  Once she...
Grow Your Own Balls

Grow Your Own Balls

£2.99
Low Self Esteem? Jumpy? Frightened? Feel Like a Doormat? Under appreciated? Then you really need to GROW A PAIR! (Place this cute little scrotum in room temperature water and watch...
Grow Your Own Boobs

Grow Your Own Boobs

£2.99
Feeling a little flat-chested? Want to grow your boobs bigger?  Here’s a chance to own a second set so you can grow them to the perfect pert size you want…...
Grow Your Own Gay Best Friend

Grow Your Own Gay Best Friend

£2.99
Here’s the perfect little gift for the friend that needs some help. Never mind all the disappointments of the past!  This friendly chap will never let his partner down. Once he...
Grow Your Own Jesus

Grow Your Own Jesus

£2.99
This pocket-sized divine inspiration is the perfect novelty religious gift. Jesus may have turned water into wine, but with the help of water you can turn him into...An even bigger...
Grow Your Own Toy Boy

Grow Your Own Toy Boy

£2.99
Let the good times roll with Grow Your Own Toy Boy! This classic toy brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "toy boy" - literally! This is your chance...
Grow Your Own Weed

Grow Your Own Weed

£2.99
Grow Your Own Weed - the perfect gift for the green-thumbed stoner in your life! With this unique kit, you'll be able to cultivate your own crop of top-shelf legal...
Grow Your Own Willy

Grow Your Own Willy

£2.99
This chap will grow proportionally greater than any other Willy! He will stay strong without the need for any of those “Pills” and will always be on the ready!  Just...
Pink & Pearly Glamorous Pink Washing-Up Gloves

Pink & Pearly Glamorous Pink Washing-Up Gloves

£6.99
Turn any dishes into a glamourous affair with these Pink & Pearly Washing-Up Gloves! Their pink hue adds a little something special to dish duty, and their durable, waterproof design...
Re-charging Eye Sleeping Mask

Re-charging Eye Sleeping Mask

£4.99
Get some shut-eye with our Re-charging Eye Mask! Our mask has a sleek design that makes you want to doze off. Plus, it won't run out of juice because it...